LANGUAGE DIFFICULTIES
On the 5th February 1987 at 10.53 D.L. discovered a small language difference "I'm D.L. Bogart, Europe’s most eligible bachelor with a consumer tip for those of you who spend a god awful amount of money on Omni or National Geographic just to keep abreast of the natural sciences, well I can save you some money and make it more pleasurable to learn about nature too.... I'm talking about the Sunday Sport. Designed for the closet astronomer in all of us, we're talking stunning photographs of a wide variety of heavenly bodies, no I'm not talking about Jupiter’s moons or the Crab nebula, I'm talking about moons of another type, moons belonging to fabulous babes named Cathy, Pauline, Linda and yes, even Samantha. The Sunday Sport makes it possible to do your star gazing without expensive telescopes, freezing your b*****ks off for that matter, Sunday Sport one small step for man, one giant leap for mamarrykind" Directly after commercial break, D.L. returned "You know just between you and me one of the disadvantages of coming from another country to do radio work is you find a word that sounds funny but when you use it, people get very angry with you. I didn't really know what that word meant, I do apologise for using that word in a previous advert, I do know the consequences, I now know the meaning, I've been duly chastised, we apologise here at Laser, we won't do it again, we promise".

DL Bogart